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tauros is the definition of a manly pokemon. tauros is the kind of guy who would take your mom out on a date and she'd be throwing herself over him, because he just exudes manliness. but tauros wouldn't do that. even though everyone in the room knows that at any given moment, tauros could show his real strength and eviscerate everyone in the room, tauros is too much of a gentleman to do it. instead, tauros comes home with your mom, puts her to bed. he's genuinely interested in her well being. he tucks her into bed and has a long talk with you about how he hopes to treat her right, to have a new start. tauros has made mistakes. we all have. he recognizes his mortality and the flaw in human nature, and he realizes that you're probably not comfortable with a new dude being around the house since dad left. but it is ok. because tauros understands. after a few months of this, mom has news. tauros is moving in. he saunters in the house because he is a god damn bull and he does what he wants, but still respects your space. he always knocks before he enters your door. he's a good cook and always helps with the dishes. you sense a change in your mom, something that you haven't seen in years. could it be genuine happiness? you see a glow in her smile, a way that she carries herself that left with dad. tauros sees it too.
but in the back of your mind, you know that something is wrong. visions keep popping into your mind at night. your mother being more and more reliant on the services of tauros, no longer leaving home without her favorite bull. rumours start to spread. your neighbours, who you've always had pleasant conversations with, starts to avoid you and seem to be unable to look you in the eyes. something is wrong. but no one will say anything. tauros' wrath is feared. he has played the long con, worming himself into your every day life until he appears normal, and that is when he strikes. not with a body slam, not with an earthquake, not even with a mighty hyper beam, but with the worst attack in his arsenal: complete and utter emotional abandonment.
[10/18/14, 7:43:07 PM] Miguel Santos: i have gay friends
[10/18/14, 7:43:14 PM] Miguel Santos: people who call them queers
[10/18/14, 7:43:17 PM] Miguel Santos: are just faggots -
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