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I do not jump for joy. I frolic in doubt. , Female, from London

    1. pokemonisfun
      Hey not to be blunt, but I heard you were some type of male adult actor. Is that true and do you have documentation of that?
    2. Joyverse
    3. Lord Sourav
      Lord Sourav
      Hey Aurist, I replied to your comment in the Disciplinary Committee. Thank you.
    4. Lord Sourav
      Lord Sourav
      hey Aurist.....check out my Appeal in Disciplinary Committee. Lord Plutonium
    5. Casparov
      Yo, we are paired for the fuck scald/knock off/hazards tour when are you available? I'm GMT+2 btw
    6. Joyverse
      let's open a restaurant and call it "CDXX n Tea" :D
      1. john gaissert likes this.
    7. Mr. NoVaa
      Mr. NoVaa
      Pourquoi as-tu ban mon pote sky, vous êtes déplorable à ce point où quoi. Je demande le deban now de mon pote, nous sommes là pour profiter pleinement de la strat poké' par pour ban des personnes à chaque heures...Honte à toi.
      1. john gaissert likes this.
    8. Mylo Xyloto
    9. Joyverse
      HAPPY BDAY!!!! :+]
    10. Funbot28
    11. @IsaP
      when do you wanna play POT? im there every day basically , contact me on PO , @IsaP
    12. Zoroark
      1. Joyverse likes this.
      2. Aurist
        *frenzied whimpering*
        May 18, 2016
      3. Joyverse
        :+v "shakes internally"!
        May 18, 2016
    13. Funbot28
      When will the April-May Tier Shifts come out?
    14. Joyverse
      Hi Aurist, new user here. Imma big fan of Godpig pls teach how to ru i mean lu! :3
    15. Proof
      u mix that negro with that creole make a texas BAMA
      1. Aurist likes this.
    16. Disaster Area
      Disaster Area
      hey I just came across your posting in the tiering council thread.. 'I personally feel that any step towards homogenizing PO and PS tiers is another step towards making PO completely irrelevant.' I agree a lot with this statement, although PO does have a couple of advantages over PS (and vice versa..)
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Disaster Area
        Disaster Area
        I'm not sure then in that scenario what happens to PO's not-being-smogon niche that it has over PS when you're left with what's essentially a worse/dieing version of it that's not doing anything really different.
        Mar 13, 2016
      3. sulcata
        i love you piex
        Mar 13, 2016
      4. Disaster Area
        Disaster Area
        i love you too sulcata :>
        Mar 13, 2016
    17. Void
      POVT when, I'm GMT+0 (UK time)
      1. Aurist
        yo, i can play any day but sunday before the deadline, i'm on same timezone as u, when u wanna play, also whats ur server alt :+]
        Feb 19, 2016
    18. Raducan
      your user title makes me so happy
    19. Funbot28
      Would you like to be on OU VR council?
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      2. Aurist
        Sry, on second thoughts I'm actually quitting playing OU period because of the megagross unban lol. If ppl are gonna go out of their way to sap the fun out of their tiers like Ubers and LC did then that tier's over for me too.
        Jan 19, 2016
      3. Funbot28
        R u serious?
        Jan 19, 2016
      4. Aurist
        yeap sry frend. Megagross makes the tier literally aids to play, Gen 6 is already hard enough to get fun out of without people intentionally adding unfun broken shit as well because of some "on paper its not broken" bandwagon bullshit. LC, Ubers, OU 3 tiers that decided to not ban shit that makes the tier disgusting and horrible to play so I'll stick with stuff that's good.
        Jan 19, 2016
    20. JoyFrost
      Hey, we gotta battle for OGT I'm GMT +8 and I'm available the whole day. When fite?
    21. confide
      hy im new to po D:
      how do you get a name change o;
    22. NaCl
      omg russian aurist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    23. Joyverse
      :+] '-')/
      1. Aurist likes this.
    24. Weavile
    25. La.Melle2402
      ist, when are u free for XY UU tour? We are in the same timzone, so im free for most of the time.
    26. Weavile
      Good avatar you almost look like a weeb
      1. Aurist
        am i a real auth now
        Nov 22, 2015
    27. DracoNova
      Yes i would like a re-roll
    28. Professor Oak
      Professor Oak
      1. Aurist likes this.
    29. Weavile
      At work we printed some advertising leaflets for prostate stimulation products (man dildos??). Made me think of u. That is all.
      1. Aurist likes this.
      2. Aurist
        I'm flattered, it's my dream to be thought of whenever prostate stimulation is brought up
        Aug 26, 2015
    30. tennisace
      tracy martel
    31. choolio
      dun be ded
      1. choolio
        srsly dun be ded
        contact me asap when u c dis
        Jul 9, 2015
    32. E.T.
      Hi, when do you want to battle for the UU thingy? I'm GMT-5, but I can try to be online pretty much whenever.
      1. john gaissert
        john gaissert
        I wana play
        Aug 5, 2016
    33. NananaBatman
      sup im gmt-5, available most days from 17 to 22. wen fite
    34. Zoroark
      DIOS PUERCO :+]
    35. LatiosPro!
      Hey, we need to play for POT i'm gmt-7 what about you? i can play weekends
    36. Duster
    37. Raducan
      hey friend, we're paired for R2 of the Monogen tour. My timezone is GMT -8 and I'm free on weekday evenings and weekends. I think it'd be better for us to do some time during the weekend because of timezone differences and I'm much less busy. Lemme know when you can play tho
      1. john gaissert
        john gaissert
        I wanna play I just joined help me out and message me I am available on weekends when my fiancé is not knowing I am playing
        Aug 5, 2016
    38. Duster
      jumpluff bad pokmon
      just like wally bad trainr
    39. HBC
      We will fite for miss Pokemon tournament, when can you battle? Tomorrow late in the afternoon at your timezone (which is the same as mine) would be good. Awaiting your answer
    40. Raducan
      hey we're opponents for the Doubles tour. My timezone is GMT -8, let me know what times work for you
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