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[Real Talk] cereal ranking [- - - 56k warning ]

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Duster, Nov 5, 2015.

  1. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    im bored how come theres still no comic sans

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    this is the god of cereal if you dont like captain crunch then either you have no taste buds or you just suck and theres no hope for you
    ∞/11

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    walter patyon is sweetness and so is this cereal
    bears/11

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    corn pops are pretty great even though they dont come in that foil bag
    also i think thats jesse from braking bald in the comrercial
    12/11


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    reeeses puff is classic i mean look what it did to this guy
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    11/11

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    even though cheerios are shit everythings better with honey these are actually not bad
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    im love with the cocoa probably because it has ass butt load of sugar

    10/11

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    sometimes i like to take each square lick the sugar coating off put it in my milk and then reglaze them with brown sugar. good stuff
    577/824


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    these taste nothing like apples or jacks 2/10 would not eat again

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    tony the tiger touched me inappropriately
    0/11


    shit tier ceteal
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    fucking gross
    -1/11

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    these are pretty awful which is probably why i keep 5 boxes of them in my pantry
    10/10 a+

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    crispix more like s*** di**s lololol
    never eating this again/10


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    do i look like a cow why are you feeding me hay
    i eat it anyways tho

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    lol

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    yea this isnt rly cereal its anthinoy davis

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    ok so previously i had never haerd of these so i was interested
    but then i saw the name of the compnay who made it 'SANITARIUM' wtf is this like a company that sells toilet bowls or something
    also it looks like a box of laundry detergent not a cereal
    so then i opn up the box by searhcing on google images and this isnt even cereal
    you could buy a granola bar and put it in a bowl of 2% reduced fat milk and end up with a better cereal than this
    also they only have 3.3 grams of sugar what the fuck is this non-american disgusting filth -100/10



    UPDATED WITH POPULAR REQEST CEREAL
     
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  2. snaga

    snaga .

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    Corn Pops?? are you insane

    Frosted Flakes for top tire serial
    They're GREEEAAATT
     
  3. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    frosted flakes are nothing but corn flakes with a bag of sugar thrown
    you can literally buy 5 boxes of corn flakes and a bag of sugar and save a grand total of $1.74 on CEREAL

    even star quarterback tom brady refers to these flakes of frost as "poisonous" and i agree

    to quote the all-knowing and powerful user Andrew_S:
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  4. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    mate where's the bloody weet-bix?
     
  5. Xdevo

    Xdevo Phrasing Super Moderator Tour Director Super Moderator Tour Director

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    Capn crunch is a conspiracy to cull human population by causing internal bleeding
     
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  6. Afro Smash

    Afro Smash Mfw I'm living the Australian dream

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    GOLDEN NUGGETS GOD TIER
     
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  7. Weavile

    Weavile Phoenix

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    I don't know what half this shit is. Damned stray colonists.
    What I do know is that cinnamon grahams are the only S tier for me.
     
  8. Hannah

    Hannah Come a little closer

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    Where the fuck are the Cocoa/Fruity Pebbles and Cinnamon Toast Crunch you uncultured swine!?
     
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  9. MidwayMarshall

    MidwayMarshall woof Forum Moderator Developer Forum Moderator Developer

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    I was shocked he told me has never had fruity pebbles.
     
  10. Draciel

    Draciel ALLEZ! ALLEZ! ALLEZ!

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    corn pops and honey nut cheerios are fuckin gross

    frosted flakes and crispix for top tire sereal
     
  11. Joyverse

    Joyverse Back for a blast!

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    Where the heck are Kellogg's Chocos GDI it's legit SS tier. V:
     
  12. Sunny Girl

    Sunny Girl Goodbye, sweet summer days.

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    But what about Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It's the taste you can SEE.
     
  13. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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  14. Sunny Girl

    Sunny Girl Goodbye, sweet summer days.

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    heaps of free stuff
     
  15. sulcata

    sulcata stéphane curry best waifu Forum Moderator Server Administrator Forum Moderator Server Administrator

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    cocoa pebbles and fruity pebbles should be pretty good ceeraeals.

    even tho theyre like rice krispies, they have flavoring. i mean c'mon CHOCOLATE rice cereal? fruit is healthy so the cereal is health food.
    altho sometimes when u let the cereal sit too long the sugar starts to thicken the milk and solidify, some people find it gros, but some people secretly like it, so its not an s-tier cereal.

    in concolsuion be my waifu pls duster
     
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  16. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    the next time i go to the market i will be sure to pickup and try cocoa and fruity pebbles
    except i dont have money can i borrow 20 bucks

    CEREAL IN PUPULAR DEMAND HAS BEEN ADDED TO ORIGINAL POST
     
  17. NAVIDAD PIRATE

    NAVIDAD PIRATE THE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE

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    what the fuck miniwheats are god tier

    you know what isn't tho: SPECIAL K
     
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  18. meeps

    meeps Well-Known Member

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    where is krave ????????????????

    also grape nuts should got below weet dicks because they are not grapes nor nuts and they also taste like shit
     
  19. Sunny Girl

    Sunny Girl Goodbye, sweet summer days.

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    Krave is super shit tier, pretending to be as good as Smorz cereal when in factuality it ISN'T.

    Also Crunch Berries is better than Capn Crunch.
     
  20. Cheezeburgar

    Cheezeburgar dankest john

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    Ok rice crispies are disgusting but have you even had Cocoa crispies ???? Shits better than anDER druMMen at rebund Wtf joiner lrn2ceral
     
  21. Email

    Email reformed xd

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    Where the fuck is Krave