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[Real Talk] Official Fruit Tier List

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Draciel, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Draciel

    Draciel ALLEZ! ALLEZ! ALLEZ!

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    I’m bored and forums are kinda dead so let’s do this: I present to you the official PO fruit tier list.​



    S Tier:

    These are the royalty among fruits, gods of the fruit kingdom. If you don’t like these then there is no hope for you.

    upload_2015-11-20_19-25-54.jpeg Apple
    [​IMG] Mango
    [​IMG] Strawberry


    A+ Tier:

    These are significant members of the fruit community and although they aren’t as amazing as S Tier fruits, they taste great and can hold their own quite well.

    [​IMG] Grape
    [​IMG] Orange
    [​IMG] Pineapple
    [​IMG] Raspberry
    [​IMG] Watermelon


    A Tier:

    These are arguably a little worse than A+ tier fruits, and are a bit more acquired in taste. Most of them are decent though.

    [​IMG] Avocado
    [​IMG] Banana
    [​IMG] Kiwi
    [​IMG] Lemon
    upload_2015-11-20_19-33-16.jpeg Lychee
    [​IMG] Peaches
    [​IMG] Walnut


    A- Tier:

    Not as important or influential as the previously listed fruits; they’re kind of in the higher-middle class of the community. They’re decent in some selective dishes but generally have some major flaws which are a letdown.

    [​IMG] Blueberry
    [​IMG] Cherry
    [​IMG] Cantaloupe (Rockmelon)
    [​IMG] Cranberry
    [​IMG] Guava
    [​IMG] Lime


    B Tier:

    Middle-class members of the Fruit community; they are sub-standard and people will generally tend to avoid them unless they have no other choice. These fruits are sometimes used in preparations but usually with higher tier fruits for better taste, so won’t be that good of a pick up.

    [​IMG] Apricot
    upload_2015-11-20_19-46-20.jpeg Date
    [​IMG] Jackfruit
    [​IMG] Pear
    [​IMG] Plums
    [​IMG] Tangerine


    C Tier:
    Only people with weird taste will pick one of these as favorite.

    [​IMG] Cucumber
    [​IMG] Coconut
    [​IMG] Pomegranates
    [​IMG] Grapefruit


    F Tier:

    Wtf are these even fruits

    [​IMG] Fig
    [​IMG] Papaya
    [​IMG] Pumpkin
    [​IMG] Sapodilla
    [​IMG] Tomato


    If you wish to argue a fruit to feature on the list, or to move from its position to another place on the list, you are more than welcome to do so, however you must provide a reasoning for your suggestion!!!
     
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  2. JoyFrost

    JoyFrost :thonk: Forum Moderator Server Administrator Social Media Rep Forum Moderator Server Administrator Social Media Rep

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    Hahaha you actually made this <3
    So cute *-*
     
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  3. ASH_CHAMPION

    ASH_CHAMPION A very useless person~

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    I think Banana should be moved up to A+ tier. It overcentralises the fruit tier right now esp because of all the sexual innuendos it brings about. Plus banana splits are gr8
    wtf is a Sapodilla
    Cucumber is a fruit o.O Cucumber is amazing why isn't it in A tier D:
     
  4. Raducan

    Raducan Well-Known Member

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    Durian for F tier please

    worst shit I've ever tasted
     
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  5. Joeypals!!

    Joeypals!! Don't you worry 'bout a thing~

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    This x all the fruits listed.
     
  6. AFK Vision Ward

    AFK Vision Ward Life's a Struggle when there is so much Pressure

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    I would like to move Tomato to A-

    Although not great on its own it provides much needed support to dishes of various cultures.
    Being the backbone needed for sauce based dishes and a light addition to bold foods.
     
  7. ASH_CHAMPION

    ASH_CHAMPION A very useless person~

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    ^Just think of pasta and tomato sauce how is that f tier D:
     
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  8. JoyFrost

    JoyFrost :thonk: Forum Moderator Server Administrator Social Media Rep Forum Moderator Server Administrator Social Media Rep

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    @Atli wants tomato to be on S tier.
     
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  9. meeps

    meeps Well-Known Member

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    meeps fruit s tier this is where i can post for free likes right
     
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  10. Jethalal

    Jethalal (~o.o)~ So Spooky ~(o.o~)

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    Pineapple A+ -> C
    How u even like pineapples >.<

    Mango S -> A+
    (biased frog)

    Watermelon A+ -> S
    Who doesn't like MELONS *-*
     
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  11. Oh So Penspin

    Oh So Penspin Hail RNGesus, our Lord and Saviour!

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    I agree with Banana to A+. Not only is it very tasty when it's green (fuck old ones), but it also combines well with a lot of other food, such as chocolate.
     
  12. Cirno

    Cirno Romantic

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    dragon fruit and starfruit for s-tier
    passion fruit for A+
    kiwi for LOL!NZ tier
     
  13. Epikhairz

    Epikhairz Delta Stream

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    where can i dislike

    additionally, tomato in f tier invalidates this list
     
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  14. Sakuya Izayoi

    Sakuya Izayoi love to hate

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    if u rank durian f tier im not sure if ur eating the good one tho tbh its not easy to find good durian cuz its a seasonal fruit and needs to be imported from overseas depending on ur location. dont eat frozen durian thats indeed yucky. instead buy the fresh one from the market if it is available to u as it is much tastier and fresher. i'll rank it b tier despite it being delicious becuz of it does have a v pungent odour which may deter people from eating it and if u buy the fresh durian (as in with the shell), u have to pry it open with a knife in order to eat the fruit inside. careful of the thorns tho, try not to let it prick u.

    papaya is rly good too idk why its f tier, if anything its way underrated imo. sure u have to also cut it open to remove the seeds first but once cut into pieces it can be stored in a fridge for a while and still taste nice (imo it tastes better when chilled but pls not frozen). b rank.

    pineapples are great and compliment other non fruits such as pizza. they are easily accessible and can even be found it canned food so definitely accessibility is its main asset. however if u buy it as a fruit u have to cut away the thorns and the thorns somehow make ur skin feel itchy if u touch it. might drop it a subrank cuz of that

    why is walnut a fruit
     
  15. Xdevo

    Xdevo Phrasing Super Moderator Tour Director Super Moderator Tour Director

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    Cantelope for F-

    Mangos are garb I call bias

    Squash could go in B

    Crabapples for F
     
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  16. mibuchiha

    mibuchiha Was yea ra chs ieeya.

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    durian for s+ tier please. king of acquired taste.
     
  17. Duster

    Duster dodgerswin 2018

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    official tier list tier list
    a+ tier
    =====
    cereal ter list


    'stupd shit' tier
    =====
    fruit trier list
    memes trash
     
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  18. Ascarotte

    Ascarotte Well-Known Member Forum Moderator Channel Leader Forum Moderator Channel Leader

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    Sorry, but I have strong reservations about your fruit tiering. I am going to actually respond in all earnest.

    S Tier:


    [​IMG] Apple - A- at best. It is nice for flavouring and useful for baking, but is one of the most boring fruit fruit you could possibly eat, as well as lacking in any important nutrients.
    [​IMG] Mango - A tier, unless Philippine mangoes are specified. Overrated.
    [​IMG] Strawberry - A+ tier. Hampered by the commonness of water-inflated tasteless varieties.


    A+ Tier:

    [​IMG] Grape - Agreed. Black grapes are superior #BlackPower
    [​IMG] Orange - Fine, possibly even S-Tier because without orange juice, there is no hope in the world.
    [​IMG] Pineapple - B Tier. Too acidic and leaves a funny taste in the mouth.
    [​IMG] Raspberry - A Tier. Generally useless for any purpose other than eating, or as jam.
    [​IMG] Watermelon - S-Tier. Bigger is better.


    A Tier:

    [​IMG] Avocado - F-Tier, literally what is this.
    [​IMG] Banana - A- or B Tier. It is absolutely dire as flavouring in anything except banana cake/bread and useless in cooking.
    [​IMG] Kiwi - Golden-flesh Kiwi is S-tier, normal Kiwi is F-tier, so maybe B Tier overall.
    [​IMG] Lemon - Fine.
    [​IMG] Lychee - Fine.
    [​IMG] Peaches - A+.
    [​IMG] Walnut - C Tier, why this is so high I cannot fathom. It does not fulfil any fruity functions.


    A- Tier:

    [​IMG] Blueberry - A tier, blueberries are great and healthy for you.
    [​IMG] Cherry - C tier. Black cherry ice cream works, practically everything else doesn't.
    [​IMG] Cantaloupe (Rockmelon) - B tier, eating too much is sickly.
    [​IMG] Cranberry - C tier. Pretty much an unnecessary fruit.
    [​IMG] Guava - Agreed.
    [​IMG] Lime - Agreed.


    B Tier:

    [​IMG] Apricot -
    A- Tier.
    [​IMG] Date - Agreed.
    [​IMG] Jackfruit - C-tier, literally useless.
    [​IMG] Pear - A tier, pear is great.
    [​IMG] Plums - Agreed.
    [​IMG] Tangerine - A+ tier, how is this so low? Tangerines are easy to bring around and great to eat. This presumably includes the Mandarin, and Mandarin Sorbet is literally the best thing in existence.


    C Tier:

    [​IMG] Cucumber - Agreed.
    [​IMG] Coconut - A+ Tier. You are wrong. Coconut milk is essential to some of the best dishes in existence, e.g. Thai Green Curry, Tom Kha Gai. Coconut frozen yoghurt is also great. As is coconut soup. And coconut shampoo. And coconut water. What prevents it from being S-tier is that desiccated coconut is shit, and eating coconut as it is isn't easy.
    [​IMG] Pomegranates - Maybe, or maybe B tier. Important for making Fesenjan.
    [​IMG] Grapefruit - Again, maybe or maybe B tier.


    F Tier:

    [​IMG] Fig - A tier. Figs are awesome, especially with Greek yoghurt, or cooked in Levantine dishes.
    [​IMG] Papaya - Agreed, papayas are insult to fruits.
    [​IMG] Pumpkin - Agreed.
    [​IMG] Sapodilla - Agreed.
    [​IMG] Tomato - Agreed, tomatoes are Satanic. ISIS is nothing compared to the threat that the tomato poses to the world.

    Also additions:
    Rose Apples to S Tier. Best fruit in existence.
    Rambutans to S Tier.
    Longan to S or A+ Tier.
    Passion Fruit to C or F Tier.
    Dragon Fruit and Starfruit are pretty, but they don't taste particularly great.
    That is all.
     
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  19. Epikhairz

    Epikhairz Delta Stream

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    go back to tiering pokemons u guys clearly cant tier fruit
     
  20. Email

    Email reformed xd

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    Rambutan for s+ because it's a spike ball with a grape inside and sounds cool af
     
  21. Ortheore

    Ortheore One beautiful monster

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    SMoked salmom for s tier psl

    EDIT: Also money for like b tier or somtehitn
     
  22. Sunny Girl

    Sunny Girl Goodbye, sweet summer days.

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    Pretty accurate list aside from banana, which should be Z tier
     
  23. Dr. Fomantis Toboggan

    Dr. Fomantis Toboggan man in the couch

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    What is that foul smelling jackfruit doing all the way up there in b?
     
  24. Arid Dream

    Arid Dream Not New Member

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    Pear is definitely my biggest gripe. A good pear can brighten any one's day.
     
  25. Yttrium

    Yttrium Well-Known Member Developer Developer

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    Who says Rockmelon? Also, what are Guava and Jackfruit?
     
  26. Zoroark

    Zoroark Aka Flare Forum Moderator Server Moderator Forum Moderator Server Moderator

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    You are underestimating cherry, move it to A+ please
    Its 2 delicious for the A tier.
     
  27. KnightOwlAshley

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    I am offended that coconut and pear are not AT LEAST A-