So, after almost exactly 6 years on PO, I'm at my 2,000th post. I have no life lol I started my competitive Pokemon career about 8.5 years ago on Shoddy Battle. I found Shoddy Battle while looking for a replacement for Pokemon Crater (RIP in Peace). Whilst being a noob and whatnot, some guy told me about Smogon's tiers, so I bummed around there for a while. After a while, I started playing NU with some people; eventually joining a small little community side server there - Project NU. Project NU got me a lot more involved in the competitive scene. Eventually some guys on PNU told me about this new sim Pokemon Online. PO was much better than Shoddy, with actual colors and a reasonable chat system. Eventually, PNU decided to do a suspect and I was made one of the Co-Leaders (shoutouts to the dead people leman and shrang) around Spring 2010. The test went well, but when generation 5 came along PNU kinda fell apart. Shortly after Gen 5 came along I was made Megauser on the server, back when that meant a lot more than it does now. I also got leadership of the new LU tier. Leading LU and the other tiers I ended up with was a pretty fun experience, a lot of bullshit was thrown my way from retards (shitout to Blue Harvest, Sir, the vast majority of the LC playerbase and a bunch of other shits for being literally autistic), but I got through it. I eventually got mods on the server. The next thing that really happened were the Coyo dramas. Small shitty things that coyo had done were pretty common, but not much compares to these things which were very shitty things. So, with all of that shit building up, I ended up being forced out of PO by coyo's raging retard ego (shitouts to Coyo). I eventually came back, and over time got my various positions back. I did lead the wiki competitive section, but thanks to various people (shitouts to Ete and Samph for ruining shit) it never really took off despite a decent bit of effort (shoutouts to Beast). Once I entered College, I lost access to my Laptop, so I had to leave PO. When I got a new laptop, I rejoined, and eventually rose to get most of my power back, eventually getting all the way to smod and server admin. After a while, I kinda lost interest. A lot of shitheaded people got power, proved to repeatedly be shitheads, and kept increasing how shitheaded they were (Shitouts to Cased, Sinclair, and company). This was the first time that I actually really hated getting on PO. Unfortunately, I have no social life, so I ended up coming back. This time I lead NU, and am a Tour Director again. I plan on taking things much less serious this time (shoutouts to Nightfall Alicorn for making me laugh), hence this thread. FOR THOSE THAT WANT SHITOUTS SKIP TO HERE Spoiler: Most of these are going to be mean so if you're a pussy don't open Spoiler: Seriously I've warned you faggots about this Spoiler: Draciel has a small diseased penis Professor Oak: Seriously, why the fuck do you get mad about stuff when you're barely active on PO. If we waited for your (useless) input on everything, literally nothing would ever happen. I like how you complained about other owners being inactive, then proceeded to be worse than they ever were in activity. Fucking hypocritical shithead Draciel: I hope sucking everyone's dick for owner was worth the useless power you got from it. You should wear a condom when you circlejerk to prevent the spread of your indian diseases too. Coyotte508: I was kinda hoping you were killed in the paris shootings tbh Crystal Moogle: gj jumping ship after complaining that no one listened to you even though literally everything was put past you at least once :v Samphire: gj sucking dick for your job, at least everyone else only did it figuratively. Aurist: You're surprisingly condescending for someone whose only talent is taking it in the ass. Also LU is ass, stop making shitposts in tours about it; it's annoying an unfunny. NananaBatman: I don't really know how you see enough to function when mushroom's aged scrotum is always in your face [LittleDick]Jirachier: Someone fire this faggot Celestial Phantom: I'm literally incapable of reading your poorly written rambling posts. Finchinatro: I'm starting to think the eyebrows have taken over your mind and are slowly eating your brain, especially with how fucking stupid you are fitzy: You barely do any of your jobs, idk why the fuck you weren't fired ages ago. Zorodark: Another guy who doesn't do jack shit. Its probably too hard when you're eating so much you can't even pass your courses. Fuzzysqurl: Stop turning into coyo Nightfall Alicorn: I'm not sure if you were /actually/ autistic, but holy shit you were the funniest thing in indigo in a long while. JoyFrost: Where is the penis??? Hannah: Maybe with the way you look, being a bitch isn't the way to go Joeypals: Stop being a self-involved little bitch Zeroality: you literally went insane in like 3 different ways. Also you somehow outmatched me in powergrabbing, an impressive feat. Luck>Skill: I kinda hope you cheat again so I can personally ban you for once. Edna: I swear to god you're a complete dumbass Skypheonix: You've always been kinda dumb, but holy shit you're a fucking cunt now GER: I hope you die Pokemon Online as a whole: the fact that I had to look at the fucking staff members thread to find more people to do shitouts for indicates how low we've gone. People that I don't really have anything bad to say about them: Roku: you really need to get sodomized BR: "I'm not going to tryhard on Smogon" fukov Vuvuzelabzzz: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Raducunt: <3 Sulcata: SUL CAH TAH Elmo: Hail sux Bunch of random dead PNU people: I miss like 80% of you If you didn't get a shitout, you're irrelevant to me gratz. Also, I'm not going to answer faggot questions, so don't ask.