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Retirement attempt 1726

Discussion in 'Lake of Rage' started by Kland, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Kland

    Kland One true god

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    hi shit kids it's time for another retirement attempt by god, but due to pc concerns i need to find a black female kland replacement, and sadly hurricane doesn't count.

    So if your a black female who wishes to become the new supreme overlord all you have to do is pass a few tests

    get over 200 on an iq test(setting the bar low i know)

    win 1000 ou tournaments(piece of cake these days with how trash shit kids are)

    and attempt to slay the almighty god kland(i said attempt because the actual feat is impossible)

    have fun snowfakes!!

    this is for the sake of diversity people no hate pls!


    (disclaimer: this is a joke, in response to the female doctor announcement. I personally believe we should have more female role models on tv, however replacing a male role if a female defeats the purpose. We should create more lead roles for females who do something meaningful, ie the opposite of what the kaladishes or w/e there name is. if you find this racist or sexist pls contact me and i'll remove as soon as i log in to po again, (hopefully never)
     
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  2. Xdevo

    Xdevo Sp00pyScarySkeleton Super Moderator Tour Director Super Moderator Tour Director

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    I'm a black female who doesn't need your patronizing bullshit
     
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  3. Cheezeburgar

    Cheezeburgar supreme mafia admiral

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    assuming 1000 tournaments are even going to happen before po dies
     
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  4. pokemonnerd

    pokemonnerd Only uso listens to pnerd. Devo too. Article Contributor Article Contributor

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    PO is a zombie, animated with necromancy powered by devo's cynicism, Oak's insistence that he's getting too much of a life to focus on it and Joeypals' "Question of the Day" blog posts that sometimes happen every couple of days, with minimal power being drawn from Lake of Rage's shit posts. The space between those words is on purpose.
     
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  5. Kland

    Kland One true god

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    wait the lake of rage is about shit posting? But it has the most meaningful and logical threads in the entire forums!
     
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  6. Kland

    Kland One true god

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    holy fuck this thread is from april i thought it was recent.
     
  7. Yttrium

    Yttrium Active Member Developer Developer

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    you replied to the wrong thread as well
     
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