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[POCL] POCL 2018 Smacktalk Thread

Discussion in 'Official Tournaments' started by Joyverse, Jul 8, 2018.

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  1. Joyverse

    Joyverse Back for a blast!

    Aug 23, 2014
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    Week 1 will be out soonish but why wait for the thread to post your PRs and smack talks?

    Go wild here!

    e: Obligatory fuck finch.
    Last edited: Jul 8, 2018
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  2. Tony

    Tony Active Member

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    .nom Charmspark
  3. Edna

    Edna Chasing the Dragon Forum Moderator Tournament Host Forum Moderator Tournament Host

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    fuck Joyverse

    CALLOUS Active Member

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    Finch sucks. That is all.
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  5. Sceptross

    Sceptross RNG HATES HIM!

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    skysolo14 New Member

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  7. Hassin627

    Hassin627 feels dank man

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    Hassin627/dank jesus
    @Draciel sucks insanely large dicks
    nothing to do with pocl its just a fact
  8. [VoD]Metabeast

    [VoD]Metabeast Well-Known Member

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    And we're back yet again with another edition of UNBIASED POWER RANKINGS FEAT YA BOY STRAIGHT DRIPPIN GOAT METABEAST
    A lot has changed since the last time this tournament has run. I got a clean red aesthetic on Smogon and goat ass blunder got a trophy. Of course, some things never change...such as the ability of these autistic loser clown managers to draft the worst teams possible, as per usual. Let the fun begin.

    Arsenal Arcanines

    SM OU: Eternam - I suppose roudolf has bumped himself up to competent but other than that: [​IMG]
    SM OU: FMG - this guys decent? i guess? i dont kno ill just say hes bad tbh.
    SM Ubers: Wamr - ??? bop?
    SM LC: Kingler12345 - below avg
    ORAS OU: Starmaster - goat ass starmaster not in lc. obv hes good.
    BW OU: Void - voids better in dpp but hes a solid enough battler to play bw so slightly above avg.
    DPP OU: SOMALIA - bro LOLO my boy somalia decent vros
    ADV OU: Pasy_G - he seems p solid from wut ive seen
    GSC OU: La.Melle2402 - uh...average?
    RBY OU: ALT OF STARDOKALOVEAFFAIR (obii) - bro LOL obii in rby what is this

    Overall: Decent team especially for this tour. And since Tony's managing all the players receive a power level spike so.

    Chelsea Chatots

    SM OU: Jytcampbell - below avg
    SM OU: Vai Lusa - below avg
    SM Ubers: some dogshit loser
    SM LC: Shrug - i dont see star on this team so
    ORAS OU: Charmflash - decent
    BW OU: some dogshit loser
    DPP OU: some dogshit loser
    ADV OU: some dogshit loser
    GSC OU: Arifeen - my boy arifeen omg. on the lower end of gscers for smogon but for this shit ass tour hes prob solid enuff.
    RBY OU: some dogshit loser

    Carl Murray, HellPowna, ErPeris, Ninjax, Laputa / Separation, xImRaptor, Hassin627, ilesaural, TRHurricane, traceoflife

    Overall: When the team is so dogshit I can't even figure out the tiers for these loser ass goons LOL wow this is an abomination. Then again, it's POCL. So who really expected anything different? God damn this team is fucking awful. just quit now please

    Milan Bisharps

    SM OU: robjr - rob been impressing me as time goes on tbh. above avg espec if he gets teams from the broken northeast dudes
    SM OU: Echelon - bro destiny device in 2018 what r we doing out here LOL
    SM Ubers: some dogshit loser
    SM LC: tko - decent enuff bop
    ORAS OU: xray - solid enuff
    BW OU: get Backer - decent
    DPP OU: some dogshit loser
    ADV OU: Eden's Embrace - below avg
    GSC OU: Lavos Spawn - solid espec in this dogshit tour
    RBY OU: GGFan - this guys a fucking meme god i fucking hate ggfan decent enuff ig

    Terracotta, SpectearEsLove, Fiend, The Kyle, philisteen, Raiza, Tropical Teo

    Overall: This team's bad too but they have some solid pieces. Solid enough for this aids tour i guess.

    IFK Göteborg Gogoats

    SM OU: Bushtush - solid enuff went 3-0 in wcop groups so
    SM OU: Hayburner - decent ig
    SM Ubers: Cynara - no idea who tf this is so bop bad
    ORAS OU: Rodriblutar - solid
    BW OU: Updated Kanto - i honestly dont kno wut to think of kanto. i thought this man was god ascended in SPL and now it seems hes being left to the wolves. He's def shown some v promising upside tho and as long as he uses good teams, which finchs tryhard ass should be able to provide, i have a solid amount of faith in him.
    DPP OU: -Tsunami- OMG GOAT GOAT GOAT. I think I'm fire at the thinking gen so lol.
    ADV OU: PDC - pdcs a solid enuff battler. he didnt do that well in wcop adv but come on this is fucking pocl LOL solid enuff.
    GSC OU: Kaori - rozes told me kaori was a god at gsc but then lets b real...THIS IS A DOUBLES MAIN BRO. average / below avg until i see more
    RBY OU: Eb0la - finch told me this dude carved up roapl...BUT WHO TF CARES ABOUT THAT TOURNAMENT LMK VROS. below avg / bad until i see more.

    Overall: For SPL, this would be a decent team. But for this bumass excuse of a tournament, this is a pretty solid team I'd say when compared to the rest of the field.

    Winchester Wobbuffets:

    SM OU: Empo - above avg 2 me i think
    SM OU: Relous - bad
    SM Ubers: Mysterious M -

    SM LC: Sken - omfuga always thought this guy was fire but i havent really been that impressed in general so imma say slightly above avg.
    ORAS OU: Lighthouses - bro this isnt ru what is happening LOL
    BW OU: Jirachee - phils a friend but ive never been overly impressed w his playing abilities as any1 who read my spl unbiased predicts would know. average
    DPP OU: some dogshit loser
    ADV OU: ]V[X - this dude legit a wannabe majin...and majins crust so hes bad so this guy def bad too
    GSC OU: some dogshit loser
    RBY OU: Troller - always thought troller was kind of a meme but the rby community seems to hype him up so idk. average.

    welliou, A Hero's Destiny (LOL THIS GUYS TRASH), TSR, Oro e Diamanti, amber lamps, Trap

    Overall: About what I expected of a team drafted by Jabba and Callous tbh. This team's absolutely horrendous good god idk wut the hell tools u ppl use to evaluate players but u sure as hell arent using ur eyes ill tell u that much.

    Kaiserlautern Kingdras

    SM OU: Sabella - sabellas kind of weird. i dont rly think hes that great bu in general i think hes def a slightly above average player. should b solid enough for this bumass tournament
    SM OU: Snowy - LOOOOOOOL you have got to be fucking kidding me. jesus christ just find some clicker from the ou ps room why would u ever draft snowy LMAO jesus christ this man is def one of the bottom 5 players ive ever seen. dudes out here grouped w the losers like daftmau and ricardo god damn
    SM Ubers: some dogshit loser
    SM LC: Zebraiken - decent
    ORAS OU: Googly - tbh idk if hes playin this but either way hes below average altho i do like watchin his creativity
    BW OU: some dogshit loser
    DPP OU: Marcop - lol. below avg
    ADV OU: Nails - bkc hypes nails up in adv but bkc is also complete dogshit at evaluating players so god knows. gonna say average.
    GSC OU: choolio - watched pmuch all his games in spl. i think in general hes a pretty average battler so
    RBY OU: Bedschibaer - not a fan of beds in gsc but i think hes avg / above avg in rby from what ive seen.

    Altina, Moony, skysolo14, PurpleGatorade, Casparov

    Overall: This team's bad but for this tour, compared to the other teams, they're decent ig. For the love of god though, STOP STARTING SNOWY LOL

    Southhampton Seakings

    SM OU: p2 - below avg
    SM OU: some dogshit loser
    SM Ubers: some dogshit loser
    SM LC: trash - solid enuff
    ORAS OU: some dogshit loser
    BW OU: sogeking - how tf was my man sogeking only 4k LOL steal of the fucking draft this mans a fucking threat
    DPP OU: hyogafodex - bad
    ADV OU: some dogshit loser
    GSC OU: some dogshit loser
    RBY OU: MetalGross - was on my spl team too. i dont really rate him that highly as u would kno if u read my spl predicts so. avg / below avg

    Luck>Skill, Kushalos, Hantsuki
    Idk what tier these people are playing so I suppose I'll just do it here.
    Luck > Skill: .... bro its 2018 what the fuck r we doing here LOL i didnt even think this man was good in 2013
    Kushalos: I don't see a lower tier in this tour so what tf r u doing
    Hantsuki - tbh should start him over metalgross LOL if he plays some other tier ig he has the potential to be decent.

    Teclis, pork chop man, Starry, Hamhamhamham, byronthewellwell, Jrdn, plasmagby, MJ

    Overall: lol. god damn some of these teams are absolutely horrendous jesus fuck you guys are blind losers

    Geneva Goodras

    SM OU: FLCL - fire flames
    SM OU: Zden - i dont think this dude is good at all
    SM Ubers: some dogshit loser
    SM LC: majaspic22 - avg but never in spl so prob below avg
    ORAS OU: baddummy - i thought this guy was dogshit but he somehow made some fire flames plays this world cup. gonna say hes average.
    BW OU: Ace-11 -

    DPP OU: lax ?? LOL idk who tf is playin dpp on this team. just put him in bw over ace 11 do yourself a favor please. lax been comin thru lately.
    ADV OU: We Three Kings - i think moxies a p capable battler. should do fine in adv in this tour especially
    GSC OU: some dogshit loser
    RBY OU: some dogshit loser

    holy break, Hunterstorm, Akiko Yoshino, Acsel, No Longer Here, SamuelBestt

    Overall: another fucking trash garbage fire team jesus fuck. Although in this tour they're probably decent looking at some of these other goons

    Final Rankings:

    1. IFK Göteborg Gogoats
    2. Arsenal Arcanines
    3. Milan Bisharps
    4. Geneva Goodras
    5. Kaiserslautern Kingdras
    6. Southampton Seakings
    7. Winchester Wobbuffets
    8. Chelsea Chatots

    Honestly, some of these teams are so bad it's just a tossup LOLO especially the last few jesus fuck it seems like some of you dudes have never watched a pokemon game in your lives. I gave Tony the tiebreak and put him 2nd because I feel he genuinely elevates the level of his players. Arcanines and Bisharps r p close imo, Goodras slightly below. Of course Finchinator managed to put together a solid lineup on this dogshit island only he cares about, what's new.

    Well, there you go bros. unbiased and out here
    bop space dash.
    Last edited: Jul 8, 2018
  9. Kingler12345

    Kingler12345 Active Member

    May 17, 2015
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    You're really smelly
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  10. Disaster Area

    Disaster Area Badged Deucer

    May 10, 2013
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    Disaster Area
    shake is washed up

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  11. Troller

    Troller Well-Known Member

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    First time shake doesn't kill me (including when we were teammates, twice), omg
  12. Sceptross

    Sceptross RNG HATES HIM!

    Mar 17, 2018
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    My power rankings:

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  13. Noble GGFan

    Noble GGFan Member

    Jun 18, 2018
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    I was banned for seven years. Well, at least now I can wield Shim--the Master Sword--and use it to enrage white teenagers who think they're black and Japanese for some peculiar reason.
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  14. Mr. Perry

    Mr. Perry wat

    Mar 31, 2012
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    Mr. Perry
  15. Pasy_G

    Pasy_G Member

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    pumping yourself up and all that shit and then dodges me in dpp ayyyy
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